On May 29th, 2017 at approximately 10:38 am I felt old. I spotted what may or may not be the first gray hair on my head. I can’t confirm it is a gray hair. It is possible it is a blond or platinum blond hair. There is a chance that the lighting in every bathroom I’ve used since this time is part of a global conspiracy to cast doubt about the veracity of the hair’s color.
Essays and ephemera